"I was reading the dictionary. I thought
it was a poem about everything."
                     --Steven Wright

Famous Quotations

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket"

Will Rogers

"The real test of good manners is to be able to put up with bad manners pleasantly."

Kahlil Gilbran

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."

Mark Twain

"The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others."

Omar Suleiman

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts."

Marcus Aurelius

"The soul is the truth of who we are."

Marianne Williamson

"The struggle ends when gratitude begins."

Neale Donald Walsch

"The things that have been most valuable to me I did not learn in school."

Will Smith

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."

W. M. Lewis

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."

Oscar Wilde

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."

Walt Disney

"The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows."

Sydney Harris

"The world is a comedy to those who think ; a tragedy to those who feel."

Horace Walpole

"The world is not a wish-granting factory."

John Green

"The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people."

Logan Pearsall Smith